Little Confuse Platypus
I'm confused coz I dunno what to make of myself. Am I a duck, a reptile or a mammal? Other than being confuse, I'm quite harmless, a free & cheerful soul. Love to roam the wilderness, smell the flowers, eat fruits, have fun & above all, be free.
Problem is, there are lots of zombies at where I live. Brainless, unimaginative, shallow & narrow-minded froggies-in-da-well who just love to poke their smelly noses into others' business, condemning those who would not conform to their ways. Always imposing their crappy ideals & perspectives on those who don't need nor want them. Them zombies don't understand what's called free choice, will or spirit. Therefore, anything which they don't understand, are not familiar with or outside their limited world will be treated with suspicion, criticize at, frown upon & make unfounded assumptions of. No facts or logics nor common sense here. Just blind leading the blind, where stupidity & cowardice are admired. With so much info on the web, these zombies persisted in remaining clueless, refusing to evolute, always thinking their ways are the best for all. They wouldn't leave me alone, labeling me as a freak, trying to confine me & my lifestyle. Even with ample proof, they can't even get my gender right! I'm being disliked, outcasted coz they can never understand me. This is a world of idiocy known as Zombie Nation, where I'm a weirdo instead of them.
Stranded in Zombie Nation
They of the brand of wussy clones, with their cowardly ways of hiding behind anonymity, bravery in numbers, they captured & caged me. However, as with their body, mind & soul, their cage is weak. I escaped.
There's no stopping me! I ran till I reached the sea, the sea of no mercy. The sea of tears of frustration. The angry ocean which separate the free world from this horrible land of pathetic losers.
No stopping me!
This land is an unfriendly place, a lonely place for me. I'm alone in a place haunted by zombies with a complete lack of leadership quality. A land full of idiocy, ignorance, humorless, loveless & unhappiness.
In search of love & freedom
Somehow, I'm afraid of water. Throwing caution to the uncaring wind, in despair & desperation, I jumped into the sea. Trying to cross it, swimming to a land of joy & freedom.
Suddenly, a strong current grabbed me, sweeping me under. I'm weakening, drowning. Black out, dying, welcoming death, it would be a relieve. But fate decided otherwise.... I awoke on dry land. I'm still alive!
By breaking the rules of engagement
Saved by a kindly soul, a strong-will girl, a fierce spirit as unorthodox as me. We are of matching mindset with the same kind of problems & best of all, we met on Valentine's Day! We clicked instantly. When she promised me care, love & happiness, I pledged my loyalty & companionship.
With Love & Happiness
She made a place for me in her tender heart, getting me back in the friendly sun, renewing my life with happiness, hopes & wonderful dreams.
All are Bright & Sunny!
Although we are still in Zombie Nation, I'm no longer afraid, no longer alone, no more unhappiness. We go everywhere, do everything together & takes on the world. We shall prevail & together, escape from this zombie's land.
The world is ours to take!
We as companions, will travel the free world, the real free world, not this stale & mundane one. We'll visit strange places, make friends with nice people, experience wonderful miracles & really enjoy life.
Freedom of Choice!
Together, we will fight for our dreams & desires. She is tough & I'm toxic. In combination, we are strong! We are formidable!
Handle with Caution!
And I'm no longer afraid of water coz now I've a float that fits me & I can go swimming with my friends. Swim across the ocean in search of happiness & freedom. Two concepts which zombies will never fully understand.
Floating with Bliss in Friendship
I love my companion so much! My new life will be devoted to our friendship, our hopes & dreams. Together, we shall thrive & survive!
Love & Happiness
The Happy Gang!
We are not alone. There are more of us. Who do you think took our photos? That monster behind the camera is much more terrible than you can imagine. Beware, you wussy zombies! You'll never know what's not-so-pleasant surprise might hit you. Welcome to the Real World! xD